Put it through a blender and then it will approach the texture of McThey’s brain tissue.
Hahahaha that comment killed me.
It actually makes me uncomfortable when I think about lans life. Having no direction or purpose entirely, like what does he do all day? How can you spend your life working towards nothing? What has his life been since he got given a room for free at grandmas? When he was a homeless bum he at least had to find a way to feed himself and get a roof over his head. Mostly by begging, but at least there was something for him to work towards, however pathetic and scummy. Now his life is literally just…… nothing. All day behind the phone/computer, eating slop 2-3 times a day, then maybe some sleep when he can get it. Sounds horrible. I just don’t get how people would want to live like that but he seems content
He was confused for a professor. Living off that achievement. Ian always wins.
I assumed you knew who he was
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It you fan! But yes, Ian’s other qualities on top of the uselessness are what makes him truly insufferable.
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cant get out of bed unfortunately. too exhausted to explain
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it goysloppening sickening pissening
Jay we will break you