Will somebody please STEP UP and give this man his morning energy? He needs it to do neurochem on his window unfortunately.
SIGH I cant even explain how wrong you are. What I need is pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine.
Up to 15 grams per week unfortunately. You just can’t comprehend the brain power it takes to be a successful chemist. I’m going to lay on the floor for a while and recollect my thoughts.
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It Hans Zimmer unfortunately.
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Caffeine is an anxiogenic in higher doses. He sabotages himself. It’s as if failure is programmed into his DNA.
What to take against mild anxiety that is not addictive? TEE ARR TEE?
Lifestyle changes and therapy. Sadly Lan just doesn’t have the energy for that yet. He needs more time. And money, of course.
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Lan would drink it if it had more than 500mg caffeine in it. Then when people are reporting to have died after drinking it he would go full Reddit and say its a conpiracy as “The name is just a name, nothing more. You’re just looking too much into it. Stop believing all the right wing propaganda regarding the health implications of a perfectly safe drink. Fauci told me it’s perfectly safe and the CDC and peer reviewed research back up this claim.”
‘Stop spreading this far-right misinformation you absolute cockwomble, I can’t even—’ hair flick
Media tap dancing completely ignores context and ends up sounding a little like this:
Fact check: MOSTLY FALSE:
“Zyklon-B is a perfectly safe substance used as a pesticide that is mostly harmless to humans. Although misuse of the chemical was demonstrated during the Holocaust, killing a controversial amount of humans, no direct link between Zyklon-B and human death has been documented when administered properly for its intended use.”
