• Fifthplacesixthplace
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    42 years ago

    Mean Father Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man

    His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she’s a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he’s ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man Dirty old man

  • @BFD1988M
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    22 years ago

    FATHER MUSTARD, IN THE DRAWING ROOM, WITH THE GLOCK .45

    IT CLUENING!!!..WE DETECTIVES NOW!!

  • @nonotthisagain
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    12 years ago

    because they want to try replace men in the workforce . it has no right running a Network put it in a cage