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Grace Smurry:
Trap card: Deflection: “when an opposing player describes why your life is horribly worn, bring up their retarded child to point out why your life is actually better than theirs by comparison”
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Opponent must skip every Sunday for each retarded child under their control.
Equip Purpley wurpley, Malt liquor, and menthol magic cards.
Sends niggers to the graveyard
Exodia Masters:
Instant win: Assemble purpley wirpley, steel reserve, menthol cigarettes, Keisha and “friend betrayal” on your side on the field.
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Menty, you should make a Bard one
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Card text:“Aww who cares do whatever the fuck you want”
Power: Alimony: “In order to keep a single mom with child under your control, pay 1000 life points every turn to the opposing player”
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Spell card: Overtime
Effect: every turn place 1 overtime token on your side of the field. When you receive 5 overtime tokens, pay 5000 life points to take 1 weekend off. Your opponent does not collect their alimony payment this attack phase.
Brutal lmao
Bunch of magic the gathering / yugioh playing cookie cutters in this thread - you know what this is you know, satanic black magic, sick shit !
“That devil shit. That devil shit.”
-Bards Co-worker
“You’re devil shit!”
I activate my trap card - Goddess Hazel
