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Prison (free Nutraloaf and designated sleeping corner)
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Mental institution (free pills and designated sleeping corner)
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Rehab (designated whining therapy time)
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Skid Row (we bums now)
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In some maniac’s basement (working as a gimp slave)
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Prison. All the gay sex he can handle. He came out as bi a while back, but if he wasn’t interested in making Victoria orgasm, he might be more on the homo side. He can read all day, blow other fags, workout, teach the other convicts about the proper way to lift/train. Imagine if he got out all covered in neck and face tats. Aryan Brother Ian.
Lan Mcthey from Gayboy Berserkers
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lol he would be affiliated with them but definitely not one of them. Would be holding one their pockets
HE NEEDS A MONTH IN REHAB WITH NO DRUGS OF ANY KIND!!
THEN HE NEEDS A YEAR WORKING A HARD PHYSICAL JOB 12 HOURS A DAY!!
THAT WOULD FIX HIS PROBLEMS!!!..HE WOULD NEVER DO IT UNFORTUNATELY!!!
People like him should be dumped in the forest with nothing but a knife to survive for a year or so, they’ll make it but they’ll change for the better
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Ian in The Running Man would be menty
IAN WOULD DIE FROM LACK OF DRUGS IN 3 DAYS UNFORTUNATELY!!!
Tree sap instead of red bull
I think you underestimate what a motivator an empty stomach is to move and adapt
Just eat tree bark like those Japanese monks and become tree man, it less stress.
DAILY LASHES WITH A WET NOODLE
A luxurious Atlanta hotel room. He needs $200, and he needs it NOW! STEP UP!
F minus, guys
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one month confinement to Vegan Gains apartment…Good God, imagine Ian, Harry Potter and Vegan Gains all together - set up cameras in all rooms and live stream it…
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New reality show - Last Vegan Standing
Pinworm-Ian alliance would be menty. Pinworm documenting Ian’s neuroses on yootoob like he did with Jason would be excellent.
In honor of the late, great Tony Sirico, I recommend cement shoes+harbor
Why did you nuke your account Wilford? You a well liked poster here.
Doctor gave me this medicine for my OCD/anxiety. Really fucked me up and made me depressed and angry for about three days. Was depressed all weekend and didn’t leave the couch for two days. Not touching that shit again.
They ever give you Klonopin or Clonazepam, don’t touch that shit.
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If it works for you, by all means, but it really fucked me up hard.
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I went from none a day to 2 mg spread out over the day. Not good man…
I am sorry to hear that fan, you good guy, like Hamburg. Stay away from those doctors and keep pumping the iron and reading, Wilford. We all been down but it’s how we climb back up that counts, good luck with everything.
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That is Wilford Brimley you are talking too, have some respect you antler moose piss!
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Bradford Murray always wins.
Not taking them again, I fucking guarantee you that.
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That psychiatrist shit will fuck you up if you’re not careful.
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What he put you on?
Getting kidnapped and turned into sodomy slave. Take deal
Bring out the Gimp
BRADFORD MANOR! IT PISS
Gimp unfortunately. Give him to Nate WOOOO
A gun and one bullet unfortunately.
Honestly, he’d be useful zombified and used to cut Black Tar Insulin in the Liberty Medical Production Facility.
REPORT HIM TO THE POLICE AND WATCH HIS LIVE AS THEY BEAT HIM AND TAKE HIM TO THE SOBRIETY TANK HUEHUEHUE
In chains in a forced labor camp. A few little pokes from a bayonet and Ian will magically realise that he is both mentally and physically able to work.