According to Lans Facebook story, the genius spent his night feeding and helping a homeless guy, then when night time came he refused to leave Ian’s room and slept in his bed. Nice guy Ian then sat outside the door making Facebook stories explaining how he’s got so much empathy he helped a bum out despite begging online for money and that he’s now calling the cops on said homeless guy. Please donate to mygofundme guys, so I can feed and house some bum!
Ian is such a nice guy. Atleast he wish people believed that. What a delusional fuck. I bet most of his stories are 100% made up.
Would be menty if Ian went around his motel knocking on doors until he stumbles on a drunk Jay in nothing but a t shirt. $10 and 10 seconds later we get a new legendary ment.
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Tfw you’re so deluded from lack of sleep due to high caffeine and Adderall use that you can’t even realize that you were the homeless person the entire time.
Huehuehue goofy !!
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Lol, I was thinking the same.
M’tabernacle, he’s got the all seeing eye
SOMETHING DEAD LOOKIN EVIL!!!
Yes? Don’t tell me I have 58 seconds to bring god to the table?
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That’s menty AF. Thanks for providing some ments in these hard times Coath Lan.
That homeless bum could have creampied his girlfriend and he would have sat there like Jason when Adam was working out with Cynthia
How can you take care of someone else when you can’t even take care of yourself? Essentially he may have helped one person by plaguing a dozen others with begging. Fucking moron.
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Nice
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It weird how get reported for fraud unfortunately, very weird indeed !!
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He assumed the bank knew who he was unfortunately
Quintessential lying junkie. Literally spins constant bullshit to garner sympathy for drugs and food. He acts no different from a crack head saying anything for a fix.
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WHAT A BUGMAN HE IS!!!..
NEVER GO FULL IAN MCPOPTARTS!!!
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I’ve got a way you can respect yourself Ian. Forget your deluded dreams of being a writer or trainer for now. Find any honest job you can. Whether it’s McDonald’s, stacking shelves whatever. If you have a modicum of manhood in you, you will feel good that you are earning your money and not begging. We all know you are too much of a cunt to do that though.
That is some great advice friend. But please don’t call him names. I feel like young Ian is going through a hard time and truly needs our help and support.
Gets no pity from me. The lesson learned is more valuable than money. The homeless person lives there now, good luck with the eviction. Lol
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Lol.
Loser.
