Imagine admitting to your friends and family that you haven’t showered in a month. What a fucking idiot. At this point I don’t know who’s life is sadder. Jason’s, or this dumbass.
Jason gonna inherit a fortune…
Ian is getting exponentially more entertaining. It is so much fun to see.
It learnening hygiene habits from Jason
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Turns out that when all you do is lay in bed all day, your body doesn’t really recognize it’s time to sleep at night. Weird.
All this fag did last night was watch Harry Potter and listen to Marvel movie soundtracks. I never knew he was this bonkers. Lenny destroyed him years ago and he’s still not recovered.
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Except Andy Dick is half funny and was an actual celebrity
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shoot on sight
When told to get on disability or try to get into a halfway house…Professionals wouldn’t know how to organize my life better than I. I am more organized than they are. Hey anyone gonna pay for my motel and food?
He says he doesn’t know his Social Security Number. Okay so you just look that up through the government channels and get a new card. Too much work! Then get a doctor to find something wrong with you, they will just go off your medical records and what the last doctor wrote about you. Won’t work! They didn’t understand.
I’m willing to bet he goes to inpatient and then starts talking 500mph about all the drug names and what they do. Diagnosing himself and telling the doctors what they should do. If he shut his mouth, acted apathetic to it all, he would get the SSDI. Except he went at it as a smarty pants and his records will reflect he’s a con artist seeking attention. Nobody actually suffering from crippling depression (like your kid was struck and killed by a car, etc.) acts like this. Then some homo compares him to Holden Caulfield to romanticize it and big brain Ian response 'I haven’t read it".
I’ve never felt so good about my own life.
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Just a lil stinky
