I struck up a conversation with a nice looking black chick today. I thought about banging her but a buddy told me their pussies stink bad. I think I’d fuck a Paki before a black chick, just to hear the gibberish coming out of her mouth while I plow her. Asian seems like it’d be okay, except I might get horny an hour later.

  • @MudsharkWoodchipper
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    128 months ago

    Went on a few dates with one who was in their late 30s, seemed nice enough at first, had a house next to the water, drove a turbo Cadillac coupe, etc.

    When I got there, it was like the fucking Halloween episode at Jane’s house. She’s already been drinking, her 12 year old son is home (she didn’t mention this at all), yes she made him come out and shake my hand, I wasn’t even 25, poor fucker. She drank probably two cases of beer and a bottle of wine, she then grabbed her throat, said she was having an allergic reaction. I’d had three tall boys and was getting ready to stop, she could have drank most people under the table.

    She was just drunk, she puked all over her own floor, with a stranger there, along with her 12 year old. I hurdle over the couch and grab a puke bucket and rags, as I’m cleaning it up in case her son comes out, she starts throwing the rags at me, yelling at me that I’m not doing it right.

    Did I mention she’s playing From First to Last at an insane fucking volume? It’s well past midnight, I had too much to drink to drive home, bitch lied and didn’t cook dinner, I did colonize her pussy though, except she wouldn’t allow her bedroom door to be closed, meaning that her 12 year old son is 20~ feet away, and is forced to listen as a colonizer oppresses his mother. She even yelled that she needed to go to the ER to see if he was listening, it was beyond anything I’ve experienced before, and I’ve had a threesome with two fat chicks. Long story short, I found out she had been discharged from the Air Force for giving alcohol to minors (White men) and abusing them, then she has two domestic violence charges, she attacked her then husband (also White) in front of his mom, because he didn’t appreciate her flirting with other people.

    When I left the next morning, after waking up I realized she had gotten up, gotten dressed, did some stuff, and then laid back down and pretended to sleep next to me, and denied it when asked. I left the kid several of his favorite snacks, because I’m not a total piece of shit, just partly. I also didn’t bust either of the times I colonized her, and I went raw, because I’m a Misfit Maniac.

    Yes, it’s a wall of text, I just don’t get to ever talk about the dangers of dating darkies, but even the good ones, aren’t so good fellas.

      • @MudsharkWoodchipper
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        18 months ago

        While it was a nightmare at the time, the story was worth it. The little dude seemed pretty chill, I believe he’s going to make it.

      • @MudsharkWoodchipper
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        38 months ago

        I’ve mentioned it in past comments, check history for proof, the short version is, I had dated two chubby girls before, I was dating 1 of them for a second time, she was “bisexual” and wanted to date girl #2 while we were together. Side note, we weren’t actually dating, I just let her believe that because I don’t endorse polyamory, oh and I’d already dated #2 at least once by then.

        I’m at Wal-Mart getting groceries on a Friday night, one of them calls me, they’re out at a restaurant, they’re both drunk on tequila, and ask if they can both come over. I feel that strong anxiety rise up into my stomach, but because I’m not a faggot like Poptart man, I said yes and rushed home to shower because I like having my balls sucked. They both come over, we smoke a blunt, I’ve got color changing lights on low, I think Lil Peep playlist was on the surround sound.

        Myself and girl 1 get close, girl 2 is visibly frozen from anxiety, girl 1 reaches over and just grabs her pussy like she’s fucking Trump lmao Anyways, her and I proceeded to dominate and tag team this girl, I even had her spit in girl 2’s face, slap her, and choke her, she also watched, masturbated, and recorded girl 2 giving me some of that good suck suck, girl 1 returned the favor. I found out about the footage after going to the bar and my buddy telling me “Aye man, I seen you, that’s whatsup.” I gotta say, cucking a woman is top tier, she also wanted to me rawdog creampie girl 2 who wasn’t on birth control. I’ll leave it up to my fellow maniac’s to decide if I did or didn’t, gotta play hard to little get huehue.

        These girls ate pussy like they were starving to death, it was nearly impressive, they would swap being in the middle while I was beating it from the back, or in missionary with the other girl sitting on their face. I have the two videos still, I just would have to redact part of their face so they can’t be identified. I would rate it 9.2/10, they were chubby though, they weren’t out of breathe standing up big, yet at least. A porn addict wouldn’t be able to achieve this unless everyone in the story had a dick and was black.

        Sorry for late response fan buddy, Lake Cresva gives and it takes, the piss always wins.

        • Bloody_White_Baron
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          48 months ago

          Menty huehuehue, apology for your condolences fan but just one question, who or what is a “Lil peep”

          • @MudsharkWoodchipper
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            38 months ago

            He’s actually a “was” now that he overdosed on fake xanax bars, he made rap songs that were popular with the liberal range of girls, some of it is actually good though music wise. Who knew drug abuse could be deadly? She’s got the haldol brain already

          • @MudsharkWoodchipper
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            18 months ago

            Wrong fanbuddy, maniac just takes care of self, older than look!! Just lil 3 5 7 doses of sunscreen, exercise, and moisturizer.

  • @Wilford_Brimley
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    88 months ago

    Chinese women from China want constant distraction. Constantly want to go on trips there and back one day. Exhausting. They start talking marriage immediately. At least the ones I’ve dated (seven of them so far)

      • @Wilford_Brimley
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        58 months ago

        I have no idea why, but they are the only ones who match with me on dating apps. They keep coming.

        • @Negropedia
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          18 months ago

          Because getting good looking Asian women as a white man is easy af. As long a you take care of yourself and aren’t a manlet they are all over you. That’s why guys who often have to travel to Asia for work say that Asian women don’t count on your body count.

          That said, they seem to be the most materialistic and soulless women that you can find. You can’t talk with them about anything other than status symbols and money. I do get why people say that Asians have no soul.

          • @Wilford_Brimley
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            18 months ago

            Materialistic and soulless is about right. Want want want. Try to see how easy it will be to squish you into the mold they have imagined

      • @YouriNRemco
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        68 months ago

        One of my favorite Lenny podcast ments huehuehue said it so vehemently

          • @Look_at_that_freak
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            58 months ago

            Lol it hybrid world. Fanbuddy doesn’t know the sopranos and thinks you’re talking about lenny saying aids is a myth

              • Bloody_White_Baron
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                28 months ago

                One of Tony’s guys is suspected of being a fag and one of them mentions his sudden weight loss, to which another guy says to the boss “Aids, maybe?”

                Then Tony says the line here huehuehue

          • @YouriNRemco
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            28 months ago

            So Lenny got that shit from the Sopranos? Feel tarded for not knowing whooooo

            • Bloody_White_Baron
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              28 months ago

              We don’t give a care about using lines from 20 year old shows in real life, we’re freaks baby, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @Flex_kavana
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    68 months ago

    Banged a few black chicks in my time as they make doodle feel funny. Always the best sex out of all the races of woman I have banged. Too bad all of them were too hot headed to keep around. Gets pretty draining dealing with that. Still get the black ex to suck my diyuck sometimes unfortunately as she could suck a golf ball through a hose

  • FuckDog66
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    68 months ago

    A black bitch gave me chlamydia in my early 20’s. But those niggers know how to fuck and suck. It’s like it’s in their DNA to please their white masters.

  • Lou’sSavedRhinoM
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    58 months ago

    Black women naturally have a must to them its true. Not everyone’s thing but I like it (becum animal). They are an extremely FUN time and not prudish at all. Asian girls are boring as fuck in bed but they look hot so I guess its okay sometimes.

    • @YouriNRemco
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      58 months ago

      That’s the thing with black girls, they just seem to be more loose and not stuck up. Never really had much contact with them, but even where I live, I’d say it’s true, from what I’ve observed.

        • @MyWholeLegsIsHugeM
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          18 months ago

          I have seen two heavily blessed black beauties here today, they looked East African. Not sure where exactly they came from, maybe Eritrea would be my guess, but sexy as hell skin color, nice tits and ayuss. Wanted to talk to one of them but ultimately pussied out. Feel cold

    • FifthplacesixthplaceOP
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      48 months ago

      How about Pakis? The ones who were born here (North America) can be beautiful but they don’t seem like the pump and dump types

      • Lou’sSavedRhinoM
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        68 months ago

        Never been with a paki, not super common where im from unfortunately. From what I hear they arent pump and dump types either. Very reserved due to upbringing.

        • @MyWholeLegsIsHugeM
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          38 months ago

          I can recommend Turkish chicks, banged some hot ones over here. Pakis are very uncommon here too where I live.

    • @Negropedia
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      28 months ago

      Dated a half-black chick a few years ago. She was born and raised in Europe, so no hood rat behaviour. The sex was absurdly good and overall it was actually nice.

  • @EdmundFitzgerald
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    58 months ago

    Yes to middle eastern, and asian. They have to be super werstenized and not fob. I find them super sexy exotic. kind of like how some nights ur craving chinese food other nights you crave indian,simple.

  • @QueersAngelsMC
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    38 months ago

    Yep I had a thing with a Korean girl. Nice girl, nice body, dumb as a rock huehue so never believe all Asians are smart

  • @MyWholeLegsIsHugeM
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    38 months ago

    Spending some time in Thailand as we speak maniacs, been plowing boat loads of asian pussy so far huehue. Kinda funny huehue

  • @coath_Adams_stump
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    28 months ago

    Got my diyuck sucked by a cambodian ladyboy about 4 years ago. Pretty average experience, was drunk as fuck and got robbed of ~$80 USD but purposely blew a load into the hair first it sick it piss